This is how it all began… it seemed to have started with a can of Red Bull. But in reality, it started way before that.
Let me explain.
*BAM BAM BAM* went the door.
Jessica and I looked at each other thinking, “WTF?”
It was almost 11 PM on a Friday night at the Venetian Hotel, room 30-132, in sinful Las Vegas, and it sounded like someone’s trying to break down my door.
I got up to take a look through the peep hole and see my buddy, Ray, so of course I let him in.
As soon as I unlocked and opened the door, he pushes it open, nearly knocking me over, and in one fluid motion tosses SOMETHING across the room while at the same time exclaiming the f-word.
The “thing” (which turned out to be a can of sugar free Red Bull) smashed into the wall; Jessica yelped in shock, and I was scrambling trying to figure out what the hell was going on.
Well, it didn’t take a genius to figure out that Ray was drunk. No. Wait. That’s a huge understatement. Ray was blitzed. OBLITERATED.
In between some more cussing (at this point, Jessica got REALLY scared because she only met Ray the day before and had no idea who and how he is…) he walked across the room, picked up the can and FLUNG it again. This time smashing it into the window.
Luckily, the window held its own but a chip did come off…
We were sort of able to make sense of Ray’s rambling and figured out this for sure: he showed up to a date DRUNK earlier that night.
And judging by how he was then (couple of hours AFTER the date)… I could’ve only imagined how he was on the date.
Well, being the inquisitive one I am… I thought I’d piece it together 
So I did.
Luckily, with the help of a few “connections”, I was able to track down the poor girl that had to suffer a “date from hell.” And together with Jess, we were able to piece together what went on that night.
Check it out:
Wow.
I was shocked at what happened and feel awful for Ray’s date.
He’s a bit of a wanker and refuses to own up to this mishap (I think he may have conveniently blocked what happened from his memory…)
So I thought I’d take it on myself to help this poor girl with an apology gift. And that’s where YOU come in. I took that can of Red Bull (which has been through a LOT) and made it into a trophy.
It is up on eBay for auction for anyone to be a part of this messed up Vegas story. All proceeds from the auction will go toward buying this poor girl an apology gift… something, anything!
So it’s up to you to decide what she should get for all the trouble Raymond put her through. So do me a huge favor and click on the eBay auction link below and bid.
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on 17th Feb, 12 09:02am
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